In what could likely send another round of shock waves through the country, silencing devices and sound jammers were unearthed from the Prime Minister’s office, barely a day after reports of listening devices at Union Transportation Minister Nitin Gadkari’s residence flooded the news space.
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“We have found a large number of audio signal jammers and sound-proof installations buried under the floor of the Prime Minister’s office. Forensic analysts have gone over the devices and based on their physical and chemical conditions at present, have concluded that the devices were likely installed 10 years ago, in 2004, days before Dr.Manmohan Singh assumed office as the PM. Needless to say, these devices have worked very efficiently. Neither Dr.Manmohan Singh nor Narendra Modi were able to break their silence after they began to use this office. We hadn’t heard anything from Dr.Singh during his two terms, and we haven’t been hearing anything from Mr.Modi either. So yeah, this explains it!” a PMO official told The UnReal Times.
The official, however, added that Modi isn’t likely to break his silence any time soon. “For 2 months now, he has been used to stoic silence and it’ll take a while before he gets back on track. The return can only be gradual. A team of doctors, however, went to attend to him, with plans of expediting his return to the audible range by making him address mock campaign rallies etc, but were told that Modi was busy in sartorial consultations with his designer, Troy Costa,” the official added. “So, let’s see, it may be a bit longer before Modiji opens his mouth and says something,” the official signed off.
The BJP camp, however, has been upbeat about the discovery. “Come on, yaar! Manmohanji himself has started actively speaking and making strong statements against a lot of our actions. So when this can happen, how long can it be before Modiji’s voice returns? The Gujarat lion will roar once again for sure, and very soon!” BJP President Amit Shah told The UnReal Times.
Sources in the BJP camp added that the party has already ordered large quantities of laddoos, supervised by Gadkari, in order to celebrate the imminent return of the Prime Minister’s voice.