Yoga guru Baba Ramdev, who was recently granted Z-category security by the Centre, has given it up and has requested for a team of heavily armed and violent Godman Rampal followers instead.
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“I didn’t want a repetition of the Salwar kameez incident ever in my life again, so the centre was kind enough to grant me Z-category security. In fact, Robert Vadra immediately sent me a friend request on Facebook when he had heard of the news and he even invited me to join ‘The Z Sec-ians’ FB group,” Baba Ramdev told The UnReal Times.
“But looking at the way Sant Rampal’s followers have defended him, it looks like even a US airstrike cannot nab him! They’ve mercilessly injured anyone who has even tried to come near the ashram. Now who wouldn’t want security like that?” the Yoga guru added, “So I wrote to the Centre and told them that I don’t want their security.”
“I’ve requested for about 20 armed followers of his. No conditions on what they should be like, really. Even in case of homosexuals, I will cure their disease using pranayaam,” Ramdev said.
Meanwhile, Sant Rampal’s followers have reportedly been trying to rent Asaram Bapu bots on Twitter to tweet in favor of their leader. “Just one trend like #FreeSantRampal or #UnfairTargetingOfSantRampal every alternate day should be enough. It will also be a nice change for these bots, to tweet something else,” a Rampal follower apparently requested.
The mainstream media too, began to severely criticize Haryana CM Manohar Lal Khattar for inept handling of the situation, with damning headlines like “BREAKING: NON-JAT Haryana CM proves completely ineffective!”