That question rose once again on Twitter, as it does every now and then: “Why did the chicken cross the road?” And as we do everyday, we put words in people’s mouths and came up with what we thought were appropriate responses. Here’s a compilation:
.@waatho Hahahahahaha! Ok, let’s get it rolling :D Why did the chicken cross the road? | Satish Upadhyay: It was waiting for the cameras.
— Ashwin S Kumar (@ashwinskumar) November 6, 2014
@dhaval241086 @ashwinskumar @waatho ARNAB: “Nation wants to know why why did it cross ?? ” SWAMY:-”it does not cross..u liar !!!! ”
— Snigdhadev Dutta (@snigdhadev92) November 6, 2014
.@waatho Why did the chicken cross the road? Nitesh Rane: Obviously these Gujjus have scared it away.
— Ashwin S Kumar (@ashwinskumar) November 6, 2014
@vishal_vinu @ashwinskumar @waatho Why did the chicken cross the road? RaGa: you tell me… try..
— Ankit Mishra (@ankkitmishra) November 6, 2014
@ashwinskumar @waatho Its a chicken and can go anywhere! -Vaidik.
— Supreeth (@Supreeth_Ckm) November 6, 2014
.@waatho Rajdeep: “Why did the chicken cross the road? Read my book!” :D
— Ashwin S Kumar (@ashwinskumar) November 6, 2014
.@waatho Why did the chicken cross the road? Madhu Kishwar: With a HRD minister like this, I’m not surprised at all that it happened.
— Ashwin S Kumar (@ashwinskumar) November 6, 2014
.@waatho Why did the chicken cross the road? Ram Jethmalani: Because Arun Jaitley carelessly allowed it to!
— Ashwin S Kumar (@ashwinskumar) November 6, 2014
@imkrg @ashwinskumar @ManiacMahi @waatho I congratulate chicken on crossing d road -Shivraj Singh
— Supreeth (@Supreeth_Ckm) November 6, 2014
.@pragenius2003 hehehe ..”Why did the chicken cross the road?” Mulayam: To keep the communal forces at bay
— Ashwin S Kumar (@ashwinskumar) November 6, 2014
@ashwinskumar @waatho Why did chicken cross the road? Abhijit Mukherjee: I have withdrawn the chicken and aplozised!
— Lutyens Outsider (@Suhas2009) November 6, 2014
@ashwinskumar Why did chicken cross the road? Y Sinha: Any chu**ya can cross the road. Why is that important?
— Sridhar Rao (@microrao) November 6, 2014
@ashwinskumar @waatho Why did the chicken cross the road? Amit Shah: I know why.
— Bhavesh Kansara (@gbkansara) November 6, 2014
@parashar_tanmay @ashwinskumar @Kartek @waatho Mani : so what, so bloody what if the chicken crossed the road?
— Nationalist & Hindu (@NationlistHindu) November 6, 2014
.@waatho Why did the chicken cross the road? Ajit Pawar: Probably to take a leak, dude
— Ashwin S Kumar (@ashwinskumar) November 6, 2014
@ashwinskumar @waatho Sagarika: There is an evil out there, an evil stamping out chickens from this side of the road
— Baker Street Muse (@sughosh_v) November 6, 2014
.@waatho Why did the chicken cross the road? TOI: We don’t know, but here are some hot, spicy pics of the chicken
— Ashwin S Kumar (@ashwinskumar) November 6, 2014
.@waatho Why did the chicken cross the road? Justice Katju: 90% of chicken are fools!
— Ashwin S Kumar (@ashwinskumar) November 6, 2014
@ashwinskumar @pragenius2003 Mulayam: Chicken hai chicken se galtiyan ho jaati hain
— Mohit (@m_r_singh) November 6, 2014
#WhyDidTheChickenCrossTheRoad? Ashutosh: The kitchen crosd tha rod bekoz it is scared of the Ambani. @TheUnRealTimes @ashwinskumar
— मङ्गलं भूयात् (@ShubhamBhuyaat) November 6, 2014
@NationlistHindu @ashwinskumar @parashar_tanmay @Kartek @waatho Why did chicken cross d road. To do kanyadaan – Aloknath!
— Supreeth (@Supreeth_Ckm) November 6, 2014
Why did chicken cross the road? NDTV : Breaking News : first Non Jat chicken crossed the road. @ashwinskumar
— Suresh Nakhua (@sureshnakhua) November 6, 2014
@ashwinskumar “The real man who should have crossed the road from the prison is pujya bapuji” – Asaram Bapu trolls
— Guru Ghantal (@chin1310) November 6, 2014
@ashwinskumar Why did the chicken cross the road? Bilawal Bhutto: It crossed the road to take back Kashmir, all of it, every inch of it! :)
— wordplay (@kratika_nayak) November 6, 2014
Why did chicken cross the road? Shobha De : Raghuram Rajan was on d oder side @ashwinskumar
— Azam Khan’s Buffalo (@jenaanindya) November 6, 2014
@ashwinskumar Why did the chicken cross the road? Congress: The chicken is a private citizen! Stop hounding the chicken with questions!
— Gayatri C (@vettaikozhambu) November 6, 2014
Deepika Padukone: Yes it is a chicken, yes it wants to cross the road. What is your problem? @waatho @ashwinskumar
— Ankit Mishra (@ankkitmishra) November 6, 2014
@shiev18 @Supreeth_Ckm @ashwinskumar @ManiacMahi @waatho Chicken is a international issue UN must look into it…Nawaz Sharif
— Krunal R. Gandhare (@imkrg) November 6, 2014
.@waatho Why did the chicken cross the road? Sanjay Jha: Before I get to the Q, I’ve to say Mr.Modi too, crossed the road once upon a time.
— Ashwin S Kumar (@ashwinskumar) November 6, 2014
Why did chicken cross the road? AAPtard: at least it’s doing something yaar.. @ashwinskumar
— Mohith (@m0h1th) November 6, 2014