WWE wrestling legend, The Undertaker, joined the Aam Aadmi Party, moments after it was brought to light that a ‘dead’ member of the party was found alive in Bangalore City. The 7-foot giant, who walked in to the AAP office in New Delhi, in his characteristic style, removed his black hat and was presented with the AAP topi by former Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal.
“It feels amazing to be a part of a political party that accepts dead men walking. Frankly, I was very confused about what I would do with my life post WWE, but AAP has thankfully been just the thing I would want to do for the next phase of my life. My welcome was awesome, though there was a minor hiccup during my entry, when the lights were off, as they should have been – a panic-stricken Arvind rushed to the power mains, yelling that Ambani agents and BJP goons had turned power off so as to disrupt my welcome. He then turned the lights on and spoiled it for me!” The Undertaker cringed.
“But then it was fine. The Ashutosh, a huge fan of WWE, explained my entry to Arvind and it was clear. I’ve had some really invigorating sessions with The Ashutosh. He explained how he led an AAP mob to the BJP HQ a few months ago, where they threw chairs and bricks at the office. The similarities between AAP and WWE are many – for starters, the use of chairs and the fact that both are scripted dramas which many people enjoy as entertainment. There was this one chap, Kumar Vishwas, who mouthed dialogues like Undertaker ho andar hi rehna chaahiye (The Undertaker should just stay in) and stuff like that, but it’s ok – no one takes him seriously anyway,” Taker added.
However, a few hours later, trouble brewed in the party as reports of The Undertaker choke-slamming and tomb-stoning Yogendra Yadav in unbearable rage came in, after the latter began to give a dose of sanctimonious, self-righteous advice to the wrestler.
