Rahul Gandhi’s aggressive act in the Lok Sabha, when he stormed into the well demanding a discussion on communal violence, caused substantial bemusement among the twitterati. Mainstream media, however, took a different view of the incident. Times Now, in particular, went berserk describing Rahul’s action with effusive hashtags like #AllNewRahul and #RahulWakesUp, causing some to wonder what did they miss. The UnReal Times Twitter specialist Hashtag Jones, who’s looking to switch over to the TOI group, decided to ingratiate himself to Times Now by coming up with the following suggested tweets to report various actions of the Nehru-Gandhi scion.
Rahul Gandhi swats a house lizard
Rahul Gandhi drives a car for 1 km
Rahul Gandhi enjoys lollipop
Rahul Gandhi visits a zoo
Rahul Gandhi gets a new pair of spectacles
Rahul Gandhi plays with a toy train
Rahul Gandhi digs his nose
Rahul Gandhi draws scenery with crayons
Rahul Gandhi puts on his batman mask and cape and jumps around in his room
Rahul Gandhi refuses to drink his Horlicks
(With inputs from UnReal Mama)